Knock knock. 

Who’s there? 

The Mounting Unaffordability of Housing. 

The Mounting Unaffordability of Housing, who? 

The Mounting Unaffordability of Housing that also requires *MINIMUM* Contact information, Government issued photo identification, Credit check (with 700+), Proof of household employment and income (incl. pets), NO PETS, Social Security Number, Recent bank statements and porn site searches, Multiple references, Security deposit, First month rent, Last month rent, Copy of your childhood diary, Brokers fee, No pets again, No smoking, No parties, No fun, No trust, No shit. 

**Cozy 2 ½ square foot fartbox in lousy location** 

Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve felt it 

@nick_rosin